"Oh, well, Mopey, what's a measly coupla
billion dollars, anyway?" 
4-14-47
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"As soon as the World Series is over I suppose
we'll have to take up the foreign situation." 
10-10-38
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"Duke, I'm not going to look at another want ad
until I know exactly how the government is
going to spend that four, eight, nought, nought,
nought, nought, nought, nought, nought dollars."
7-23-45
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"It would be just our luck, Mopey, to have
you run over by a pushcart instead of
a Rolls Royce." 
5-28-47
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"Do you remember, Mopey, when you could
read a newspaper just to forget your troubles?"
4-19-39
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"Before I listened to his speech I was awfully confused.  Now he's made it perfectly clear why we shouldn't vote for him."
6-13-52
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"Let's see what we aren't going to wear this year, Mopey."
4-23-40
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"Come on now Mopey, put that dime you got
into circulation."
6-30-32
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"I'm glad we didn't go away for the summer and rent
this place to tenants, Duke.  We'd be coming back about
now, and we'd probably find everying in a mess."
9-7-49
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"....but, Duke, of all people, you and I ought to be
able to discuss the national debt without getting mad."
2-8-50
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"Guess who I saw today?  Mrs. Roosevelt!"
"Is that so, Mopey?  Golly!   And did she you?"
11-4-42
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"This is one program I wish we could stop
looking at -- It stinks."
6-16-52
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"Just for the fun of it, let's turn the television off for
a little while and see if we could entertain ourselves."
12-5-52
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"What with all the science they have, Duke, I don't see
why they ain't perfected a machine to choose the
best man for President, and save us citizens from
fretting and worrying about it."
11-3-32
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"What, a town without a library?"
"Where do you go to take a nap?"
7-10-35
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"You know, Mopey, our credit is no good, so we don't
owe anybody.  If we go to work, we'll have good credit
and buy things and owe everybody."
3-14-49
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"I got it all figured out, Mopey, just as soon as people
begin to spend the money they ain't got, we'll
have good times again."
1-27-32
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"Do you realize, Duke, it's the likes of you
and me who'll have to pay all this debt
the government is piling up."
3-19-35
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"How is the best way to let them know this isn't just
hors d'oeuvres but the whole supper."
4-17-46
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"The way all these people want to get into the White
House, you'd think they were being evicted."
6-7-52
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"We've come to buy an expensive car with
no down payment."
5-9-32
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"The way I figure it, if we both vote the same way we
might elect a president, but it we split our vote,
Congress may have to decide it."
11-5-40
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"I'm not going to listen to another political speech,
because my mind's all made up and I'm so afraid
I'll change it."
10-25-52
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"But Duke, if I could borrow 250 billion dollars and live
on it for 20 years without paying any of it back,
I'd have prosperity too."
1952
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"Let's make up our minds, Mopey, whatever happens,
not to let F.D.R. come between us."
10-30-44
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